The new affiliate method everyone is talking about
,
Sooooo weird.
Just this morning my postman
turned up at the door and he says;
"I must talk to you about this
new affiliate method."
"Oh really?", I said inquisitively.
"Yes", he replied...
"It's very exciting and everyone is
talking about it - even your postman
right now who's referring to himself
in the third person like some kind
of weird wall-break in a movie."
"I see", I said, becoming sceptical.
He sensed my nervousness.
"Oh it's not what you think Sir.
This is a new method which
actually works. Even your
postman can do it."
I did a mental facepalm in my head.
"Is there any frickin chance
you could stop referring
to
yourself in the third person?
Because when I recount this
convo verbatim in an email
to my list they're gonna read
this
drivel and it's gonna sound
whack."
"Okay, your postman won't
do that any more."
I punched him.
But he did have a point -
this
new affiliate method really
is exciting, "first class" in
fact
(you see what I did there?).
Anyway enough reveries,
go buy this thing:
http://itsylinx.com/5qzjr
Linda Paulk
lhpaulk@gmail.com
Skype: lindahpaulk
Instagram: paulklinda
Twitter: LindaPaulk9
Facebook: paulklinda1
561-701-4011
Sooooo weird.
Just this morning my postman
turned up at the door and he says;
"I must talk to you about this
new affiliate method."
"Oh really?", I said inquisitively.
"Yes", he replied...
"It's very exciting and everyone is
talking about it - even your postman
right now who's referring to himself
in the third person like some kind
of weird wall-break in a movie."
"I see", I said, becoming sceptical.
He sensed my nervousness.
"Oh it's not what you think Sir.
This is a new method which
actually works. Even your
postman can do it."
I did a mental facepalm in my head.
"Is there any frickin chance
you could stop referring
to
yourself in the third person?
Because when I recount this
convo verbatim in an email
to my list they're gonna read
this
drivel and it's gonna sound
whack."
"Okay, your postman won't
do that any more."
I punched him.
But he did have a point -
this
new affiliate method really
is exciting, "first class" in
fact
(you see what I did there?).
Anyway enough reveries,
go buy this thing:
http://itsylinx.com/5qzjr
Linda Paulk
lhpaulk@gmail.com
Skype: lindahpaulk
Instagram: paulklinda
Twitter: LindaPaulk9
Facebook: paulklinda1
561-701-4011